gonna be going to Wales for the Easter weekend which means i’ll unfortunately miss all the weed/Easter jokes… See ya soon!
and there you have it, folks. phoenix wright at his finest.
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
A NATIONAL HERO
Pray for South Korea
Tears are streaming down my face. I don’t care what your belief is, please send anything, even good vibes, to these kids because oh my god they are suffering so much. The water is muddy and it’s freezing and they are dying and they’re only seventeen..
These children are so scared.. desperately reassuring the world that yes, they are alive, please come for them. They’re messaging their little sisters, apologizing that they won’t be able to grant a request when they’re seconds away from death and just
oh.. oh my god. oh my fucking god words cannot describe the pain I’m feeling
well see im incredibly caffeine intolerant
coca cola gives me pretty bad heart palpitations so I try to steer clear of it what with the heart problems I already have (yeah it kinda does taste like shit but I used to drink it to try and wake me up… which ended badly so)
"And you know I love the boys like brothers, but when all’s said and done, you’re the best friend I ever had."